"We're all God's earthlings." --Dillon T.
"Doughnuts are bad for your health, but I love 'em cause they're good for your soul." --Nate N.
"Do cows sleep walk?" --Scott K.
(Talking about a ride at a nearby amusement park) "I want to go on that one boat that goes weee and your stomach goes wooo." --Wacey M.
"I'm not a freak. I'm a natural human bean." --Wacey M.
"Can you walk with nine toes?" --Andrew R.
"[Austin McGee] has the coolest hair. It's wild and free like the mustang." --Jake M.
"I could totally go for a pancake right now." --Scott K.
"He can go to fat camp. And stay there for six months." --Wacey M.
"Listening to screamo's like listening to dinosaurs." --Wacey M.
"What if God was black?" --Wacey M.
"I don't get everything from Walmart. You don't hear me saying, 'I'll bet you get all your clothes from Chuck-o-Rama.'" --Wacey M.
(Two students playing catch phrase while one tries to describe the word "monk"):
Trevor: Um, Buddha. Gandhi!
Casey: (Guessing) Indian.
Trevor: What religion was he?
Casey: A monk!
So there it is. You'll notice many of them are from a student named Wacey. He was a funny kid. Sometimes you'll just have a student like that who will make all kinds of funny comments at just the right moment. Ah, I miss it.